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- Your dream house is a house built after WoW architecture
- You would not write exams without arming yourself
- You dream of setting up a gold farm for yourself
- You dream of getting a piloting license so you can ride an "epic flying mount"
- You shrug off chores or homework so you can participate in a raid
- You use WoW-related slang in your everyday life
- You expect new skills or some other kind of reward after completing assignments
- You think of food or drink as medicine
- You think of people as WoW characters
- You base your friendships on one's faction
- Your fingers rest on the WAD and space bars
- All of your friends/family play WoW
- You worry about your friends when they haven't played in a couple of days
- You use up all your free time to play WoW
- You talk about WoW when you're not playing it
- You treat your characters as you would real people
- You try to collect all pets of the game
- You play on more than one server
- You start looking for your Hearthstone when it takes too long to get home
- You actually wish your real-world items have WoW-like attributes
Signs listed by Troubled Teens Wizard
- You no longer go to the bathroom or kitchen
- Your only friends are members of your guild
- You have experienced weight changes
- You gave up activities you enjoyed pre-WoW
- You've ignored your off-WoW responsibilities
- It requires more to get the thrill you seek
- You've experienced sleep deprivation
- You've experienced legal problems
- Your physical appearance changed
- Your marriage/relationship is threatened
- Your job is threatened/terminated
- WoW impacts your finances
- You've become overstressed
- You've developed carpel tunnel syndrome
- You ask people on the street "Where's Ironforge?"
Signs listed by The Daily WoW
- When hungry, you ask your friends to summon you some muffins and water
- You call your friends by your screen names
- When on vacation, you worry that you only have cloth armor and no epic sword
- You ask your neighbor to conjure up your potions
- You start making your cash calculations in gold, silver and copper
- You mistake a sports car with an epic mount and you ask your mechanic if he does speed enhancements
- You laugh at every instance of "Leeroy Jenkins"
- You wonder how you'd blink when in traffic jams
- You have too many debates to count about Naxxramas
- You ask people on the street "Where's Ironforge?"
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